The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory crot of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake memek all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer porn to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the porn delectable French crot word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next bokeh morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or bokeh sex worker.

bokeh Now, memek porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes bokeh scientific sense. It porn porn confirms what most women know and crot all men porn dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms memek of decibels: porn there’s bokeh sex as performance art, crot and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh porn when porn a woman crot is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner bokep and bokeh is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely porn to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing memek The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally crot on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, crot so they crot could make their bokeh partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of bokep Central Lancashire. memek They bokeh declared that erotic decibels were all about porn manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, memek and crot that women porn were prone to what they described bokep as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to bokep encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A memek new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is crot being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but bokep can porn you get bokeh bokep a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is bokeh if your sex education comes porn from porn, porn bokeh where loud always memek equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours memek complained crot that her sexual crot yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s bokeh what you should be bokeh doing.’

porn Well, bokeh only if you bokep want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely bokeh reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile porn and porn keen to copulate.

porn If memek you’re a crot sex worker, crot I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: memek the best sex crot may just be the bokeh quietest.