The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s bokep Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if crot I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or bokep sex worker.

Now, crot according to this bokeh new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder crot the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other porn words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of crot decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, bokep and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for memek bokeh a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan bokeh bokep than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my memek Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The crot Erotic Review magazine, porn memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, bokeh so they could make memek their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was memek the conclusion of another study by two researchers from porn the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, bokep and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over bokeh the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms crot the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena crot is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling memek drowned out their porn TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s porn what you should be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and bokeh bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then bokeh men should take heed: memek the best sex may just porn be the quietest.

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